Confound 'em!

Here's the perfect thing for the next time some motorist yells, "Get on the sidewalk!" It's a Shakespearean insult generator, guaranteed to confuse and possibly offend the errant motorist! (If he understands it, of course.)

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Mine was: "I breathe defiance to thine ears!"

William Shakespeare would have been a cyclist, if they'd been invented in his time.