They may want to hire a proofreader

It reads, down toward the bottom, "Hang to dry. Worm iron if necessary." It's hard to find a good worm iron these days. I mean, most worms I've seen around the yard are kinda round and a little bit lumpy from being segmented and all. Sure, there are a few flat ones on the driveway and sidewalk, but they really don't appear to have been ironed.

I went on like this for about 5 minutes, until She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed threatened to lock me in the garage again. Gotta cut back on that afternoon coffee.