They're after our nuts - part deux

It's bad enough that those panty waist cyclists are out clogging our streets. I mean, c'mon, just how masculine can a guy be when he's parading around in his underwear with his butt stuck up in the air. Us Real Men have to put up with all manner of assaults to our masculinity, from French food to tiny little cars that sound like angry, buzzing mosquitoes rather than ground-poundin' V8s pushing enormous hunks of steel down the road. Now the bastards wanna castrate my damned pickup truck! It's a TRUCK, not some Frenchified pampered tomcat, and there ain't NOBODY gettin' my nuts unless they pry my cold, dead hands offa them!

The bastards.

From Boing Boing:


http://www.boingboing.net/2007/02/23/fool_politician_want.html

Friday, February 23, 2007

Fool politician wants to ban truck nuts

A foolish politician with nothing better to do has introduced legislation to ban novelty truck testicles. Doran says

Maryland Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Jr. has filed legislation to ban the display of those oh-so-chic Truck Nuts and "anatomically correct" human or animal genitalia from the back of pick-up trucks.

From the WaPo story:

"People are making a joke out of it," Myers said yesterday. "But I think it's a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We've crossed a line."

Link (Via Obscure Store)