It's not too early to do some Christmas shopping!
(Image from Lifestyle Energy. This is not a fine comestible, though it may be a fine combustible!)
All of us know someone who drinks only single malt Scotch, selects coffee hand picked by Honduran farmers, and insists that the kitchen help turns out fresh pasta on an imported Italian machine. Anything less is unacceptable.
For this discriminating, tasteful consumer, Fine Fueling offers an outstanding line of boutique products focused on added refinements for those high-end customers. Honestly, you couldn't go wrong by purchasing one of these for thatself-absorbed snob special person on your list.
Don't wait! Supplies are limited. Please have your credit card on hand when placing an order, and realize that if you're one of those sweaty commuter cyclists, you probably will not qualify to purchase this product - ya commie bastard.
For this discriminating, tasteful consumer, Fine Fueling offers an outstanding line of boutique products focused on added refinements for those high-end customers. Honestly, you couldn't go wrong by purchasing one of these for that
Don't wait! Supplies are limited. Please have your credit card on hand when placing an order, and realize that if you're one of those sweaty commuter cyclists, you probably will not qualify to purchase this product - ya commie bastard.
Labels: humor
posted by Ed W at 10:45 AM
2 Comments:
That's kind of funny. I detected at least a couple of inside jokes in there.
I liked it. As we deplete our oil stocks, it will become more and more expensive to extract, so the idea of 'boutique fuels' could actually catch on. You and I will be driving cars powered by bio-diesel or solar power, while the elite will still be zooming around in Italian sports cars, helicopters, and private jets.
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