I want one!

From Carbon Fiber Gear, an excellent source of information on new products. Sure, the carbon fiber carabiner for your keys is very cool. And the iPhone case may be practical. The carbon fiber letter opener is simply gorgeous.

But I want a carbon fiber toilet seat! As I said to that long-suffering woman I married, "Gosh, honey, it'll make me go really, really fast!"

She rolled her eyes and she's ignored me since then. I hope to get some dinner tonight.