Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Someday they'll throw me out of the grocery store

She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed may demand that I be patted down for cameras before entering the grocery store. Recently I found some interesting products and simply couldn't resist taking some photos. Imagine that. This stuff is labeled Sexy Hair. Not clean hair or bouncy hair. It's Sexy Hair. I thought people were sexy, not hair.

This is got-2b-fat-tastic and got-2b-kinky. I have no idea what they actually do, but would you want your Mom to see got-2b-kinky in your toiletries? I didn't think so.

Mmmmm, monkey brains. What product wouldn't be better with monkey brains? I looked, but didn't find any monkey butt powder. But tasty monkey brains, yeah, we got that.

It almost makes me look forward to our next trip to the store. Almost.


Blogger Steve A said...

SWMBO has good instincts about you and cameras inside the store. Why didn't you get a shot of the "Cockroach Guts?" I hear it is next to the Monkey Brains.

6:10 PM  

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