Oh, the horror!

In one of his books, Kurt Vonnegut wrote about his brother, a research scientist. A safety inspector wandered into the brother's lab and was aghast at the myriad violations he found, some of them decidedly dangerous. He thought the place was a death trap, with hazards to life and limb within a step or two of the door.

The brother tapped a finger to the side of his head, and said, "You should see what it's like up here!"

That's my garage in the photo. We won't discuss my mental state.