Saddle Sore of the Month: Update

Our good doctor received justice today. The jury awarded him dick after a total of 15 minutes spent in deliberations. Probably a good ten minutes of that involved potty breaks and coffee refills. Click the link for the full article!

http://blog.nj.com/ledgerupdates/2007/03/jury_finds_young_rollerblader.html

Jury finds young roller-blader not responsible for doctor's bicycle accident

Posted by The Star-Ledger March 05, 2007 4:45PM

A Morris County jury deliberated about 15 minutes this afternoon before finding that an 11-year-old girl did not cause a fertility doctor to crash his bicycle in their Chester Township neighborhood in October 2003.

The doctor, Alexander Dlugi, was not in the Morris County courtroom when the jury of four men and three women announced a verdict that brought a smile to Lauren Ellis' face.