This just in...
...Anna Nicole Simpson is still dead! So let the story die too. It's tiresome and far too morbid by now.
Wouldn't it be nice if the newspaper arrived with a special "troubled celebrities" insert, so we could just go ahead and throw that part away unread? Or we could use it for bird cage liner, if the PETA types didn't complain that it was cruel and unusual punishment for a canary.
Wouldn't it be nice if the newspaper arrived with a special "troubled celebrities" insert, so we could just go ahead and throw that part away unread? Or we could use it for bird cage liner, if the PETA types didn't complain that it was cruel and unusual punishment for a canary.
posted by Ed W at 3:20 PM
3 Comments:
SHUDDUP already, C-Dog. Whatcho talkin' 'bout, son? Anna is still alive, DAMMIT.
Dangerous idea Cycle Dog, you don't want people to start thinking about stuff like politics and the environment do you? They might even notice that we're still killing people in Iraq!
Iraq? What dat at? Sumwhere south of Muskogee?
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