I want one!

From Wilson Brothers

Those are Brooks saddles on what looks like a stainless steel seesaw. What's not to love? It would go perfectly with the defunct exercise bike gathering dust in a corner of the living room. Honestly, this is more a work of art than a piece of playground equipment.

"Yeah, honey, it's...art. Yeah. Think of it as a piece of sculpture you can sit on...and it'll probably appreciate in value so that makes it an investment. Pretty smart move on my part, if I do say so myself!"

Be still my heart.