This is too bizarre!

(Image from Dancing Times)

It a jive translator! Word. Use this to mangle some English. Just like that romance novel you keep stashed under the bed, playing with a translator like this can become a nasty, filthy, pernicious habit that you turn to again and again. Here's the original text from the Recumbents: Threat or Menace post.

Recumbents are the spawn of Satan. Oh, the people who ride them look like ordinary, relatively normal human beings, but don't let that fool you. They're demonic imps, bent on global domination. They often form up in packs and they'll box you in on the road, endlessly haranguing you about the supposed benefits of their outlandish machines, until, like a trapped muskrat, you find yourself considering gnawing off a limb to escape. Other desperate diamond frame riders succumb to the pressure and drink the 'bent Kool-Aid (or maybe it should be called Kook-Aid), becoming yet another recumbent zombie. Then they go out to infect others.

And here's the result:

Recumbents is tha spizzay of Satan. Oh, tha thugz who rizzle them look like ordinary, relatively normal human steppin' but diznon't let that foo` you . Chill as I take you on a trip. They're demonic imps, bizzle on global dominizzles so you betta run and grab yo glock. Tizzle often form up in packs n they'll box you in on tha road, endlessly harangu'n you `bout tha supposed benefits of they outlandish machines, until, like a trapped muskrat, you find yoself consider'n ridin' off a limb ta escape. Brotha desperate diamond frame playa succumb ta tha pressure n driznink tha 'bent Kool-Aid (or maybe it should be called Kook-Aid), blunt-rollin' yet pusha recumbent zombie. Thiznen they go out ta infect killa.

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