And now something completely different...

From Wired.com.

Toe straps for those of you who simply cannot leave your bike for any reason...perhaps because your leash is far too short. You know who you are.

Honestly, this looks more like S&M stuff rather than bike stuff. So far, the UCI hasn't ruled on its legality, though given the 'get medieval on your ass' mentality of the UCI, they'll be all for it.

I could mention the Spanish Inquisition here too, but you'd be expecting that, and as we all know, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.